basically, me, jack and dan were at the tube station getting back from loddy's, and the 4 ugliest american girls you could imagine, 2 obese caucasians and 2 just ugly black girls, started hitting on us. Elevator down, they were with us, but then at the platform we "accidentally" got on a different carriage. Some guys in the same carriage were clearly laughing at our poor circumstances, and the next station we got off, which seemed like a massive par, but we had to anyway, and as soon as we turned the corner ran, much to the amusement of the guys who got off as well. Fuck we were lucky, they were trying to rape us.
In other news, we had a jokes night, except robbie and hannah didn't show because they're cocks, and I didn't get to finish all 12 of my beers. Weeks been pretty good, had random test in history today, but luckily we were allowed to use essay plans from ages ago, so wasn't too bad. Mccombes banter is lively as ever, re-enactment of Napolean's battle tactics the other day in central hall was jokes, as was our discussion of bourgeois foods and funny shit like that.
Anyway, that's all for me for tonight, lads, so have a good one.
In other news, we had a jokes night, except robbie and hannah didn't show because they're cocks, and I didn't get to finish all 12 of my beers. Weeks been pretty good, had random test in history today, but luckily we were allowed to use essay plans from ages ago, so wasn't too bad. Mccombes banter is lively as ever, re-enactment of Napolean's battle tactics the other day in central hall was jokes, as was our discussion of bourgeois foods and funny shit like that.
Anyway, that's all for me for tonight, lads, so have a good one.
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